Thursday, August 21, 2008

All Points Bulletin

An APB is a broadcast issued from one law enforcement agency to another. It typically contains information about a wanted suspect who is to be arrested or a person of interest, whom law enforcement officers are to look for. They are usually dangerous or missing persons. An All Points Bulletin can also be known as a BOLO, which stands for "be on the lookout." I don't care what you call it, someone needs to find the shady bastard that stole my motivation. He is to be considered armed and dangerous. Bring him in, dead or alive!

I can fairly accurately pinpoint when it happened. I saw the culprit tiptoeing around last week when I only hit the gym twice and ate crap for the first couple days of the week. Then I spent all weekend with "the boy" again and I could swear we were being followed. I thought I saw him in the line at the Chinese buffet we went to and then at the Mexican restaurant the next day. Everywhere we went I felt like he was waiting to snatch my commitment...and now he has. I haven't counted points at all this week and it is now Thursday. I haven't been to the gym since last Wednesday. I take really really long naps and everything else I seem to do seems, well, boring. It's like I have Cabin Fever with a side of A.D.D. I have been, for the most part, locked in this house for months and it's really taking it's tole. Now, even if I do break free for a little while, wherever I end up seems just as boring.

When I weighed in on Monday I had gained a pound. I was lucky. I know that. With the way I ate over the weekend, I should have gained more. Now, in the aftermath of going off track for an entire weekend, I can't seem to get back on track. I'm not even drinking my water. I'm destined for very bad things when I get back on the scale. So, I'm tacking on an Amber Alert to that APB and that BOLO. If you've seen my drive, my passion, my fierceness, could you please bring her back home? Please?


Carlos said...

get back in there. im counting on you

Becci said...

Oh, I don't know where he is now, but I know where he has been. My house. Took all my motivation and work ethic with him when he left. But I fooled him. I just went out and got new ones. My friend Kelly helped me :)

P.S. I am going to go out on a limb and say this scumbag hangs with Ben & Jerry. Just a guess.

If I see him, I will kick him in the ......

Sara said...

I that bitch passion has been running around out back in the field for a while now. She comes up to the window now and then and sticks her nose up to it and acts like she wants to come back inside and get down to business but as soon as I open the door she skitters back accross the lawn and out of sight.

Fickle little thing, huh?

CJ said...

Well, seems like whomever stole your passion, drive, commitment, has been here too! I like you put on a pound but have been finding it hard to eat right or exercise right. Not a bad week, but not a good one.

Get back on track. We have to!!!!